I’d sue for existential anguish if I was you mate: that was a shocking performance last night. Couple of points though:

1) Well done on improving your score rate in European games
2) EasyJet (“in and out of Europe in three hours”) as your new sponsors was the best of gags
3) Between the Euro money from the failure to go through and the money from the Kenny Miller purchase, it’s nice to see you giving so much money to Celtic.

Joking aside though, if the good players aren’t sold off now, this strengthens your league campaign as Rangers have to push for that. To hell with the cups, it really has to be the SPL title or burst.