to questions being phoned in randomly by readers of this blog not – they insist – cheating in a pub quiz hundreds of miles away. Can you guess the questions?
2. The dish was 21m in diameter, and its contents fed 110,000.
3. Sir Winston Churchill (clue: something about pigs).
4. Charles De Gaulle (clue: something about cheese).
5. The Greeks (or maybe the Romans) first farmed them.
Naturally, as I await their next call, I’ll fret about the ethics of this. And how easy it is to set up a premium rate phone line for this kind of thing.