I’d say on an overall score, incorporating ambiance and general chance of catching something requiring two months in a sterile oxygen tent, the Luton Town experience is still much worse than Selhurst - on my first visit to Luton, we had to step over a rat dying on the stairs up to the away end.

That said, I still had a hotdog that day, and it was still better than Palace’s, as I recall. Or maybe I was just hungrier.